Filed by Bil at 6:42 pm under Hatemail
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For those of you who have been bombarded lately by various feeds updating you on what’s going at Tip Your Waiter, I apologize if none of it makes any sense. Here’s the reason for half of what’s been thrown out into the internet lately:

Go Back to Maxico! is nothing more than collected blurbs of ridiculous outrage and piss-poor grammar, generally directed toward various car dealerships. We’re posting them here because they are good for a laugh.
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Filed by Lance at 5:23 pm under General, Love, Social Issues
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So after the success of our last Hatemail recording on 2/28, I felt inspired to Vlog about it.

Problem was, I felt a little like a zombie, and looked and sounded like one, too.

What to do?
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Filed by Bil at 5:20 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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what da fuck is a yugo

One of your girls workers suck ass because she was been disrespectful last week.

how women did you fuck ??????????????

Hey ya stupid bitch….. This is a piece of shit

You don’t have 53584a so take it down asshole.

Damn! A Bentley for the price of a Crossfire?! Idiots!
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Filed by Lance at 2:36 pm under Fightin' Words, General, Hatemail, Shameless Plugs, The Arts
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Tip Your Waiter is hosting a recording session for our ongoing, collaborative project called Hatemail on the last Sunday of every month, and here’s what happening this time around:
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Filed by Bil at 5:16 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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Put a fucking price on your on your listings tool

WHY DON”T YOU DRIVE THE CAR TO MY HOUSE I WILL SPIT IN YUR FACE AND KEEP THE CAR ASSHOLE

I am a signle mom interested in this car cause my took a shit

you really need to stop with the bait and hook crap…. place the Fricking price out there… If you are hiding the price, there’s no telling what else you are hiding!

How can you sleep at night buy selling this piece of crap Dodge Intrepid. Everyone who owns worthless car like this wil tell you the same thing, only with a few curse words.
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Filed by Trevor at 2:05 pm under Fightin' Words, Politics
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This is an impulse post if there ever was one, and if you haven’t watched the video on Bil’s earlier one, do so now.

I spend a fair bit of time worrying about the state of things, especially as world leaders gather more and more power into their claws with the deft use of fear and intimidation. Thus, the video below gives me hope — a sign that there are some politicians yet that still have the grapes to stand up for themselves and the sovereignty of their nation. Plus it’s kind of funny.

Some background info first, though, as best as I understand things. Herman van Rompuy recently was unilaterally appointed “President of Europe”, an office I found to be little disturbing, but the appointment fitting enough as Belgium was one of the founding members of the EU. And now, what someone who knows far more than I has to say on the subject:

Filed by Bil at 7:58 pm under Pop Culture, Shameless Plugs, Social Issues, The Arts
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Good people of Cyberspace, prithee, look to the right side of thy screen and hark! You’ll notice we are holding an open recording session for actors to read some hatemail for us. Inquire within for more info if you’re interested. It’s from 2 to 5 PM at Trevor’s live-in recording studio (AKA his apartment). There will be coffee.

For those of you who haven’t heard me talk about it a gajillion times already, the premise is this: we get people to send us hatemail intended for someone else (anyone in the world can participate). Then, we get local actors to give them dramatic readings (any actor in town can participate). Once we have recordings, we get local musicians to underscore them (any musician in town can participate). Finally, we get local visual artists to make something pretty/grotesque/interesting for them (any visual artist in town can participate). It’s pretty simple, really.

Now then.

You know those people who claim to have read “1984″ and say that the future Orwell presents is the scariest thing they can think of? I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that one.
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Filed by Lance at 10:41 pm under General, Love, Religion, Stuff to Read, The Arts
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I remember a story told about one of my favorite composers, Arvo Pärt, that when he was just beginning his career, he went to see a monk. He told the monk, “I would like to learn to write prayers, because I think it could help my music.”

The monk said, “No, no. Every prayer has already been written.”
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Filed by Bil at 5:15 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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My in regards to the nissan 200sx ser… your outta your fucking mind trying to sell that with an idiot price like that…what a loser but it figures ur from illinois…i have the same car…your nissan isnt even close to being worth that…your a loser dude!!!

i can get laid for more money than this car is worth.this car is not even worth a blow job.

good morning… i took sometime to myself & thought things through… this 645 is the car that made me consider getting rid of my car… i think i’m going to just get up some more down payment money this week & seal this deal… your right i’m getting a great deal & i’m bullshitting

THIS IS ONE BAD MOTHER FUCKER

this is **** ******* ****** and i said white not red and im coming with my mom to get it in 2 weeks and i dont want red i want white with green strips if u fuck this up u will be fired do u understand my dad will not be happy when he finds out about this
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Filed by Lance at 12:31 am under General
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Never mind today’s debut of Google Buzz, which is — I suppose — aimed at being Facebook and Twitter’s rival. Here’s when we know there’s too much internet on the internet:
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