June 9, 2007
Lawmaker Scuffle!
Filed by Bil at 3:13 pm under Fightin' Words, Politics
Well…this is about the funniest news article I’ve seen in a while…
Spat gives Alabama Senate black eye
I was so geared up when I read the original headline (something along the lines of “Alabama State Senator punches fellow State Senator”). My first thought was Awesome, it’s about time there was some kind of action in the Senate…
Unfortunately, as I read the article, I learned that not only was there just one punch thrown — one single punch — I discovered that the senator didn’t even punch the other senator in the face. He punched him in the neck. The neck. Talk about a wussy fight. I guess his hands were too soft to punch a guy in the face, he had to go for a more tissue-y target.
And so, once again, the Alabama State Senate disappoints me.
Girliest punch ever.
that is all.