April 2, 2007
April Fools!
Oh, how I wish that were true. Yesterday the jackass across the street backed into my car and drove off, despite the fact that not only was he well aware that he had hit me, he even made a passing comment to the two people that were standing right there and saw the whole thing. So tomorrow I get to drive around and get estimates — exactly how I like to spend my mornings:
This makes me happy, though. I think you’ll find it very warm and refreshing.
Filed by Trevor at 1:41 am under General
If only he had left an “April Fools!” post-it! An asshole with a sense of humor is better than no asshole at all. Or some such adage.
Woah, what a drag! Do you know which neighbor did this? Because if you do, I smell a car-keying the likes of which the world has never seen…
It’s the one across the street. I have his number and the names of the two witnesses, so if push comes to shove I’ll have options available. What a dick.