Filed by Bil at 4:50 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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I am looking for 2 girls and a cup. Do you have this vehicle in a brown ? I need a car because my car is a piece of crap and is all pooped out. Do you any BM w’s maybe?

LOL you’re kidding right? 7500 for this piece of shit? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA dream on!

Fuck you nigga my pussy is swollen cum touch it

øWhat does “sale” mean ?

yo i’m lookinh for an sti and how much you selling this for?? i’m only 16 but i want one alot, both of my friends have one, and they let me drive them and i really want one, soo i want to save up for one, and get one, but there like alot of money lol, but from looking at the pictures its clean and in good shape soo i guess your asking for alot, or help me find one frm less that would be cool, alright cya ps. dont really call my house, cause my dad would be like who is calling and shit, we can talk in emails.

fuck you!!!!

fuck this ugly piece of shit nobody would drive the ugly thing.

i have gas coming out my ass

mother fucker u high? its not automatic hoe. What you call a black dude on a stick?

this car is too fuckin much for this ugly ass car

what’s up bitch

This isn’t a Wrangler Unlimited asshole!

testing bad stuff shit hell

fuck me and ill buy it.

fuck me in the ass.

will you give me head? come to Buckeye trail high school it is located in old washington ohio.please come here and let me cum all over ur ass and ur wifes face. i love you please come..

suck my big ol cock.

Please Call Me. Please.

Fuckin assholes. People try searching for cars in a certian price range and there are always a few assholes who ruin it. I will never buy from you guys because you are to sneaky to trust. Asshole

Filed by Bil at 8:23 pm under Pop Culture, Shameless Plugs
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One nice thing about working in the office where I work is that so many of my coworkers are so plugged in. I got the news about Michael Jackson today at about 4:45 PM, before his death had even been confirmed.

The not-so-nice thing about where I work is every time there’s news of this magnitude, I’m so backed up with work that I don’t have the mental capacity to care. I felt badly right away, of course, but I also felt a very quick annoyance at everyone getting up from their desks and talking loudly and not working while I was answering phones and typing furiously. I was working, those bastards, couldn’t they see? Lazy and irresponsible pricks.

But now I’m not at work. I’m at home, and I am slowly getting that profound sense of loss that I’ve seen on the faces of so many people at work and on the train ride home. And not just over Michael Jackson – I’m also sad that Farrah Fawcett passed away, since I had just heard that she was finally going to get married after being with the same guy for, like, 30 years.

And I had been thinking how much Ed McMahon did to further the status of sidekicks in society. I was grateful for Ed when I watched the first “Tonight Show” with Conan O’Brien and saw his old pal Andy Richter standing there – it was very much the Ed-and-Johnny feel, and that’s a good, good feel. It made me happy.

I have nothing earth-shattering to say about these three; I was not the most obsessive fan of any of them. But controversy or no, they were, in fact, true American icons, and I acknowledge the gravity. I would never have predicted that these three would be grouped together in any category, but this kind of makes sense.

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Actually, apparently they come in fours sometimes: Billy Mays, darling of infomercials everywhere, has also died.

TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead in Tampa home

And, if you count David Carradine not too long ago, that could really make five.

Or else we should be waiting for one more, which would make two sets of three. Who’s next in line?

Filed by Bil at 4:48 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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WOW! If this piece of shit is worth $10,800 so is my Grandmas 94 Buick. Good luck trying to sell this scrap pile…

this car sucks big foots dick

Hi Dear! I am from Montreal and i have big interest for this car! So i would like to know what is your last price! Tanks

fuck off

Will you be interested to trade it in with real estate(residential lot in Arkansas) ?

Fuck you cunts 3000 down pricing Eat my shit I will never by from unscrupulous dealers. - From an actual shopper

EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING PUKES

you never gana get 7400 for that shit put da price down n take those tints off n i think adout it

ha i dont mean to be an asshole or anything but i honestly have to say that noones gonna buy this for $6,995. i am aerious im not tryin to be rude but i think u should drop the price to like 3000 or suttin like that. how beat up this is not in an asshole way its only worth like 3000 maybe even less sry but ya i looked at this car and was liek no way i want it then i looked at the pics i was liek hahahahaha 6,995 ha ok?? ha write bak to me maybe we can work suttin out. i think u should include the repair prarts with the car for like 5000 alltogether! thats wat it should cost lol

HI I AM INTERESTED IN BUYING THIS FORD EXPENDITION JEEP.

I Had one of your fellow employees come to my house Saturday and put $500 down on a car,his name was Mark Langsford; I canceled all my internet ads,Des Moines Register ad($90.00) and took car off of e-bay ($40.00) THEN ON SUNDAY THE FUCK COMES AND SAYS HIS WIFE WILL NOT LET HIM HAVE THE CAR AND NEEDS HIS MONEY BACK!!!!!! SO I AM OUT ALL MY ADVERTISING MONEY!!! I am a military man,just returned from Iraq a few months ago and I do not think Americans should treat me like this:::so, we have a military website which we list good and bad companies to buy from. ******** ****** and anything to do with ***** ****** will be on the DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

suck my dick

Hello seller, i saw the advert of placed for sales and i,m interested in purchasing it with no delay but i want to know little things about it before my purchase, what is its present state and your final asking price, and moreso do you have more pics to show for it view, please kindly get back to me with more details of it if its still available for sales and where its located right now, i will look forward to read from you soonest Many Regards.

how about you dick heads putting a price on your junk

Hi, I’m from Poland!

you guys would have to be out of your fricking mind to sell cars for this much what kinda damn mexican idiots are u!!!!

Hello, I am very interesired for this car, but I need beter price. Can you give me beter price

You speak Canadian? That is the fucking dumbest thing I have ever heard. To bad it is exactly what I would expect from a rip off conartest store like Bill Smear.

this car is a piece of shit i canot believe that you are trying to sell this pile of junk you are one broke ass persone

The jeep looks like crap my man

Filed by Bil at 1:17 pm under Fightin' Words, The Arts
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I have a sneaking suspicion that, just as a person can’t choose who to fall in love with (you just do), neither can a company predict who its audience will be (they just will).

But must a company make concessions from time to time to please its audience as their relationship progresses? I would grant that no company should make concessions ALL the time, but is it ever a good idea? In the interest of maintaining a healthy relationship, people must make the occasional sacrifice; should a performing arts company do the same? For example - hypothetically - if an audience base asks for a remount of a popular show and the company has the resources for only one show, do they acquiesce and remount the show the audience asked for, or do they challenge the audience with a new work and hope for the best response?

I guess the question boils down to: does the artist trust his/her audience more than his/her own instincts?

Now that I ask it, it seems like a stupid question. The obvious answer is that artists must trust their own instincts. It’s those very instincts and sensibilities, presumably, that built the audience to begin with. And no artist or arts company should ever be lazy and take its audience for granted. But where is the line that once you cross the mantra becomes “fuck you, audience, I know best, I’m awesome, I don’t need you?”

Filed by Bil at 1:55 pm under Pop Culture, The Arts
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I will offer this confession: I did not watch the Tony Awards.

Worse yet: I have never watched the Tony Awards. Ever.

Still worse: I have never really cared about the Tony Awards. Ever.

To top it off: I watch the Oscars every year. I love the Oscars. I care about the Oscars.

I am sure this places me among the vile outcasts of the theatre community – that I should follow Hollywood and ignore Broadway – but it’s the truth, and, to quote a play, “To thine own self be true.”

(Of course, when someone says such-and-such was nominated for a Tony, then, of course, I pay attention. I’m shallow like that, yes.)

However, I do take it upon myself (as a matter of duty, I suppose) to read the list of winners after the ceremony is all done with. Apparently, God of Carnage won Best Play, which puts Yasmina Reza back on top of the world, and I really love Art, so good job, Reza! Keep it up.

Also, some of my favorite film actors won Tony Awards (Geoffrey Rush, Angela Lansbury, and Marcia Gay Harden), and oddly enough I sort-of-kind-of-barely know a cast member of Hair, which won Best Revival of a Musical.

So cool beans for the Tony Awards, and congrats to all nominees and winners. I probably won’t watch next year, either, but you know…can’t predict the future.

Filed by Bil at 4:21 pm under Environmentality, Fightin' Words, Politics
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I know Michael Moore is a polarizing figure, and there are probably more folks on the side of “I can’t stand that guy” than on the side of “this guy knows what he’s talking about.” However, I do strongly encourage anyone and everyone, even if you despise the man, to read his article from today’s Huffington Post.

Michael Moore: Goodbye, GM

Moore talks about the idea of repurposing GM factories not just for GM cars, which we need to let go of, but for other modes of clean, energy-efficient transportation, like cross-country bullet trains and clean buses for rural areas. Read up.

** Later that day…

I found this photo in an article from the Boston Globe:

I can’t tell if it’s on purpose or if it’s a telling sign of some kind, but the three vehicles we see here driving in front of the GM headquarters in Detroit are all made by Ford.

Hm.