Filed by Bil at 2:27 pm under Fightin' Words, Politics, Social Issues
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Now that “Reading Rainbow” is done, what does the future look like? I’m worried because it wasn’t one of those things that fulfilled a specific basic human need. It’s not like it was the only pizza delivery company around; but if it was, you know damn well somebody else would pick up the torch. If there’s one thing that binds us all, liberal or conservative, Republican or Democrat, it’s the same — we all want our pizza brought right to our front door.
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Filed by Bil at 4:54 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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Good afternoon.I completely accept this car-041044.It would be desirable to bargain. Yours faithfully.P.S.write on e-mail

hi !! TO WHOM IT MAY HELP ME , PLEASE SEND ME YOUR LAST PRICE….I’M VERY INTERESTED ON THIS GMC, [PLEASE MAKE THE LAST OFFER I’LL SOLVE A.S.A.P. AND I’LLLET YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK. MY BEST REGARDS

that is fucking bullshit i have the same car and i was told i could only get $600 i know i have more mileage, but $10,000 is fucking insane

Hello im florian,writting from paraguay,my english sucks,so i will write spanish,estoy muy interesado en esa BMW y quiero saber como podemos llegar a un acuerdo para enviar a paraguay mis numeros son ***-***-***-*** y el ***-****-******…gracias

Fuck You pussy

Not interested in spending for this car for cash with T&T over 6K, Call if that works out. Thank you, happy to be alive.

fuck u assholes!!!!!!!!!

what are you guys on crack?? this car is not worth 160,000 dollars!! its worth 118,000 to be exact, brand new at that….you FUCKIN ASSHOLES!!! email me back if you got sokme fuckin balls u fuckin bitch. u guys really got me vexed!!!! aww wait a minute…TICKED OFF!!! U FUCKIN ASSHOLES!!! email me call me back!!!!

hey assholes go fuck off and die

How would it cost me to ship your volkswagen golf to West Africa? i am interested. thank you! NOTE: I had to fill in an American zip because your system wouldn’t take mine (I’m not in Pasadena!)

is this for real.is it made of solid gold.why so much for this piece of crap

Why don’t you get your fucking ass back in the truck and see if you can’t get that fucking parking break off!!!! P.S. GET YOUR PRICES RIGHT!!!!!! When I come to a lot and you set there and scratch your head tryin work me the best possible deal; then I come home and your prices are lower than what you quoted me! FUCK THAT!!!!! YOU BETTER GET ON YOUR GAME IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE IT HERE!!!!!! (** From: wouldntyouliketoknow@fuckoff.cum)

are you drunk? you are out of your damn mind.$ 2000 for this peice of crap. you need to get right with god buddy. taking advantage of others will lead you on a 1 way path to very vary warm eternal vacation spot……..and no not florida.

hi i want to fuck you please

iam very seriousness i want this car please send me phone

half ass credit please email me back

Why are you asking so much for such a pile of crap? No offense meant! Why should I pay 10 grand for a 10 dollar vehicle? Thank you for your time!

you are selling a piece of shit, burn this fucking car .

DAMN!!!!!!!!

Hey Why don’t you show a picture of the passengers door that’s smashed in. Maybe you could tell everyone that there’s no oil in the crankcase, or that it’s out of coolant. That might save someone the trip that I made to look at this piece of SHIT 3 months ago when you were trying to get $3995 out of it. I guess up front honesty isn’t a policy at your dealership???!!!

Filed by Lance at 8:34 pm under General
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…here’s an early draft of a poem for you. Your thoughts are welcome — just leave them in the comments section below, or e-mail me!

[Initial Draft] “The Architecture”
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Filed by Bil at 4:52 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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No bull shit, just call with the bottom price.

HI IM BUY THE CAR YOU. CAN YOU PRICE THE CAR PLS?

Ass says to email for pricing. What is your internet exclusive price?

hi,i sow your car and i am interested in it ,i just wanted to ask youy does this car has any problem,i am waiting for your response.best regards

HOW MUCH WILL COSTS A SEA TRANSPORT INTO POLAND?

id will like to make bussynes whit you and i have a ofert for you my ofert is 4500 o give me your last price

its a tight ass car, that i would drive any day. I love beamers because they look nice as hell and i want one when i am able to drive and black or blue is my favorite colors for a beamer!!!! dont call me!!!!

y is this ugly ass car so fucking high

Tell please, this machine with leather interior or not? Now it is on your parking? I speak only in Russian.

this car is bad ass car is that the lowest price for this car black on black z06 im from san jose ca.

NO ABS in this CAR, STOP FOOLING PEOPLE, guys!!!

The way you advertise your prices, then you have to go to the small print shows what a fucking slime sales operation you run. Would never consider your products, and will do all possible to steer people away.

fuck this .. there are cars on here that are 500 more than this without that stupid fuck 3500 cash trade in … this is why everyone thinks that used cars salesman are scum

Why do you clowns put these overpriced heaps in web site search engines with NO PRICE? I’m looking for a cheap car, and all my searches keep coming back with your crap (that is way out of my price range) if you can’t price it, don’t put it in here! And don’t contact me either, cause I don’t play your games!

I stopped and looked at this car, its beat up, been in a crash and painted over and its a piece of crap, its not worth 3500, wake up, its a 1992

YOUR CAR IS KICK ASS I WHILE FUCK YOU FOR YOUR CAR CALL ME ANY TIME PLEASE

nine car bitch damm i wish i can it ama sell it my e mail of my space is *****@y*hoo.com

if I come and buy whit cash this week? I espect your email, because my english is not so good thanks

Fuck you!!!! Bad guy. Go to hell!!!!!

Take those shitty rims off the car. You dont put nigger rims on a trans am.