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More Americans Believe In UFOs Than Oppose A Public Option

What’s it gonna be, GOP? More NASA funding, or a public option for health care? Gotta give us one.

Filed by Bil at 4:59 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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What’s with the big ass wing? Do you go racing?

I GOT 1500 CASH MONEY

hey this is fuckincar is a p.o.s so u can jus shuv this mutha fucka up ur hairy asshole and have ur husband suck ur 3 inch cock u fucker

find my car for me please

Do u deal with damaged credit because I would love to drive off with this as a present for my self.

$6250 for a 48,761 mile Hyundai XG300. God damn, I better rush down there and get that bad boy!!!

you rock my ass! i love geo’s yeah baby uh!

GIVE THIS TO Athur Send me a blackmail back to me from your mail so we can star diskuss. Hakan from Sweden

hey brian thanks for the call just got up thanks for u and other gentlemen trying so hard for me i really do appreciate all u guyshelp on this car!!!snowing like a fuck here about 5 inch snow going out to shovel i have had enough of winter !!! LOL thanks again!! have a good night !!

Whats more crooked Bait N Switch or a organization like yours intentionally manipulating this service to screw prospective customers. Why dont you list prices. I asked for vehicles under $1000.00 and all of your bs carse show up not priced. Your a piece of crap and I will blog your dealership so leary consumers know not to even consider you thanks for wasting my time.

could this be financed with a down payment to someone with bad credit. Me for instance

I like car how much you askin for ill come get that bitch from you

Jesus Fuckin’ Christ, instead of trying to sell that piece of shit to some stupid nigger, you should have it towed to the junk yard and crushed!!!

How did you come up with $17,250.00 asking price? Was it the guy with his ass sticking out of the hood in the last picture that came up with it?

FUCK YOU BILL, YOU FUCKING OLD SENILE GUY.

Call This Guy @ 555-555-5555 to schedule your appointment today??? To look at a Citation, I need an appointment??? In where the fuck is it, oh yeah, Hastings, NE. I am pretty sure the whole town of Hastings, what population 25 or so are wanting to buy that piece of shit, so therefore I should make an appointment. You guys are dumber than your Cornhusker football team!!! “N” stands for Knowledge. Go BIG RED!!!

$11,900 for a Pacer??? You have been starring at Mount Rushmore too long, but then again in SD, there probably isn’t much else to do besides star at Mount Rushmore, think of stupid prices for piece of shit cars or maybe fuck a Bison.

$8995 for a 2001 Daewoo Lanos??? That is probably more that it was brand new!!! Jesus fuckin’ Christ, where do car dealers come up with the this shit? Fuckin’ amazing, totally fuckin’ amazing!!!

$4990.00 for a rusty Ford Fairmount??? I have finally seen it all. From the “********* Luxe Collection” no less, Collection. Collection of what? Jesus fuckin’ Christ, do the world a favor and just take it a junkyard and crush the piece of shit!!!

I want this Fucking SUV, I don’t care who has already given you a price I will buy by saterday or Sunday. Call me a.s.a. p 813-731-8749

Filed by Bil at 10:54 pm under Damn Hippies, Fightin' Words, GOP, Politics
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http://benonymous.tumblr.com/post/198803171/divorce

Please, everybody go and read this blog post. It is a divorce of right and left proposed by the right, and a supremely clever response from the left. I’m enamored with the reply, it sums up just about everything about the strife we find ourselves with these days, and while it stands firm, it is not a mean-spirited reply. The wink comes with open arms; or, the open arms come with a wink. One of the two.

While you’re at it, check out the rest of the blog. This is one interesting mind.

Filed by Bil at 10:54 am under Politics, Pop Culture, Shameless Plugs
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I have recently had my head forced out of the sand, where evidently it’s been for some time now. It’s what happens when you intentionally ignore both politics and pop music.
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Filed by Bil at 4:58 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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WILL YOU GIVE OUT YOUR JETTER FOR $2000?THAT IS WHAT I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT

Why the hell didn’t your dumbass list pictures with your ad. I am not going contact you for a car I can’t see. I guess my search continues. Get a damn digital camera. Idiot.

how much?? It is piss poor that you don’t list the price and save the potential buyer the wasted tiem!!!!!

is it compact spare tire or full size spare tire, i dont think its both, how bout you read the description before you click send and look at the pictures before you type the description. this truck is NOT a manual.

i have a question. are you a legitimate car lot? if so, then how can you put crap on your listings? i would not pay the price you want for a smashed up vehicle. nor would i visit your lot knowing you sell expensive piece of garbage on the internet. was just curious as to why anyone would do that. do you have any vehicles that aren’t smashed?

you suck my nuts cause you didi not put a fucking pixs fuck you

I FUCKIN HATE THIS CAR BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

This guy is breakin my balls. I have bought a few cars for him and his company and he needs a van for his Son to haul computers or some crap. Can I bring this guy by and pick this thing up tonight for 2,000 plus TTL? I already talked to one of your guys, and I KNOW he will take this vehicle tonight - CASH.

How much do you want for this piece of crap? I have a couple of bucks on me. Does it run? If I buy this, I will require a 5 year, unlimited mile warranty and 24 hour roadside assistance. I hope that when I come to see this car, that the tires are up, no check engine light, good battery, and it doesn’t smell like ass inside of it. Call me, Mr. Doosh Bag

this is a caprice, not a damn impala ss you jack of ass

hey asshole thats an automatic why don’t you stop lying

hi nazis my lil brother is looking for a car he likes this car but he wonts to have a low paymant like 230 a month for 60 months so if you can do any thing for him call me i have purchised 3 cars from you diealer shit thank you

i got crap for credit. whats it gonna take for me to get this car out of your lot?

Does this have a built in pussy magnet?

I want this car, dont know why but I do. Please contact me, I will give you $2,200.00 OTD only because the tape on the driver seat reminds me of my cheap ass parents and how they used to do body work on our old cars twenty years ago.

REDHOTFUDGE

i need the best ofert for tis car. pleased write me a email. thank

Hello, i am Vera Cruz a native of oslo norway. but currently in ukraine with my family on a bussiness trip but wil like to get this your car to my home in norway. also i am highly interested in your car for sale okay so please i do like you to tell me your last price for it also i will be doing the shipping myself okay.if there is any pictures i dont mind in your next mail. thanks. Vera Cruz.

you fucking freaks, this car has been gone for a long time, your slimy sneaky pieces of shit and I hope you lose your license, or get raped by a 400 ton whale.

What the hell are you thinking? Selling this peice of crap for $5,000. The funny thing is that a 1998 Deville is listed for less right under you add.

Filed by Bil at 10:46 pm under Fightin' Words, Stuff to Read
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Returning to the sentiment that journalism in the iPhone age is a constant battle between quality and quantity, I would like to point out sports journalism hasn’t suffered any, because it’s pretty much always sucked, and there has always been too much of it.

Florida HS football team defends 83-0 rout
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Filed by Bil at 10:22 pm under Religion, Shameless Plugs, The Arts
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Danger: the following post is probably really, really boring. The only people who ever seem to care when an actor talks about acting are other actors…and I suspect they aren’t really interested at all, they’re just acting.

Ahem.

Being that I’m rehearsing a silent melodrama right now, I find myself being much more aware of the way I move in my everyday life, especially at work, where my physical body is the closest thing for my mind to drift to (and drift it must, or else the dullness and high stress of work will kill me). So, lately, when I close a case at work, I do so with a distinct click of the mouse and my head held high with pride that one more disaster has been averted.

Yes. My day job has disaster potential.

Recently, while talking with my wife about other things that could be considered disasters, I was reminded of something I learned in college but had sort of forgotten about for a long time: center. It sounds like one of those pretentious actor things, but it’s actually really useful. (For actors.)
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Filed by Bil at 1:54 pm under Fightin' Words
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In addition to my handful of anecdotes about random strangers declaring their lust for me, I now have one about a random stranger spewing his hatred towards me. That’s what I love about city life. The variety.
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Filed by Bil at 4:57 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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I’m calling bull shit on the mileage look at your odometer the #’s are not straight

I love this truck.

I HAVE 1,500 TO PUT DOWN AMD NOT SO GOOD CREDIT…CAN U FINANCE FOR 2 MONTHS ME FOR THIS VEHICLE SOMEWAY SOMEHOW IN NEED OF A CAR ASAP NOW!!

FUCK CITY

Where is the 2006 town & country Stock # ***** I went there this afternoon salesman says it not there how about a Pacificia? How about BAIT & SWITCH? How about go FUCK YOURSELF!!

BITCH LOWER THE PRICE!!!!

Hey Fucker What the Hell are yo selling my dad’s Truck You Lose American Asshole HAHAHAHAHAHA

Good day! I can obtain the additional information (photographs) on your machine.

i love this car its the shit

this car is fucking ugly!!!!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?

Fuck You Bill!!!!

dont put your car up here with no price its a fucking wast of my time

Newly listed? You’ve been trying to sell that wrecked pile of crap for months!
-edwilson@eatshit.com

how much is this shit

CAN YOU AD THE WORD “LEATHER” IN THE DESCRIPTION PART ON TOP WHER IT SAYS INTERIOR COLOR , RIGHT BELOW THE WORDS “EXTERIOR COLOR ” IT MIGHT MAKE SOME GO A LITTLE FARTHER IF THEY START LOOKING .???

will you yake 300 down? 190 a month ,I work in company e-mail me , , ,, or whats the plan in this car

shit pic of vehicle!!!!!!!

this piece of shit is not MANUAL

i ofert 4300 give me your last price and let me tell you somenthing i life in maryland many miles from the place is this vehicle and i have to drive far away for to see the vehicle because we see only pictures

Filed by Bil at 12:44 pm under Shameless Plugs, Stuff to Read, The Arts
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I’ve got a lot of reading to do — there are two plays from other people upon which I actually have a direct effect in the coming months, so I’d really better get started. But I wanted to jot something down about what I’ve been seeing recently. I feel like lately, I’ve been seeing plenty of theatrical productions, some of it good, some of it not so good. Some of it was so bad that it’s still fresh in my mind even though I saw it months and months ago. The one great thing about both good and bad plays I see is that they inspire me to do better.

I’m especially inspired and very excited – VERY excited – about Dream Theatre’s upcoming production, “The Black Duckling,” in which I play a hopeless romantic poet. It’s an excellent script, and I feel as eager about this role as any other I can remember. It’s a silent melodrama, so it’s a new kind of challenge, and I get to wear a sweet beret. What more can an actor ask for than a new challenge and hip headwear?
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