Filed by Bil at 12:54 pm under General, The Media
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When we were children, our toys were just small-scale models of our cars. Now we are men, and our cars are just large-scale models of our toys.
Check out the fun and functional concepts unveiled at the recent Tokyo Auto Show:
Filed by Bil at 8:56 pm under Fightin' Words, Love
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This music video doesn’t really have anything to do with anything, I just find it enormously entertaining.
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Filed by Bil at 5:02 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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HELLO MY NAME IS ROBERT I WANT BUY YOUR PORSCHE CAYENNE COLOR MAROON. tHE YEAR THIS CAR IST 2004, PLEASE I SPEAK SPANISK CALL ME , THIS MI NUMBER +** ** *** ** ** 55. I BUY SURE YOUR PORSCHE. THANK YOU
i want a hummer to change my image. i am a flaming gayboy who wants to look macho and i think driving a hummer will get me more cock than i can ever imagine on a daily basis. i will pay sticker to acheive this
fuck you bitch
go fuck youself
i would like to see more pics if some body didnt shit all over the engine and seats i would like to place an offer
yo gimme dat fuckin ferrari im gonna jack that shit jigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo diz is an ugly mother fuckin car color… fuck it ugly i hate it i hate it and i fucken hate it!!!!!!!!
fuck you pay me
ok get the fuck out of the 80’s douche bag
nice mustang GT you fucking douche bag if i ever meet you im going to fucking fight you for being such a fucking fuck up with fucking life you douche bag boat owning bitch
fuck you
145,825 that is a lot of fucking money for that little shit omg
Are you morons out of your fucking minds?This is not a rare car you idiots.How can you thieves sleep at night?You’ll never sell this car for that insane amount of money.They msrp for 46 thousand.Dicks
looking at that sweet cobra wana check that shit out!fuck…
do you have change for a $20? you could just give me five ones and that car.
HOW MANY DICKS DOES PAT STACY HAVE TO SUCK TO SELL A FEW CARS. LISTEN PAL THE ONLY REASON ANY CHICK HAS EVER DATED YOU IS BECAUSE OF UR MONEY FROM THAT CAR ACCIDENT YOU GOT INTO. WATCH UR STEP ASS HOLE
Sir. i am particulaly interested in this very car. am a GHANAIAN national residence in ACCRA / GHANA …WEST AFRICA. and am going to buy through my friend who lives in MINEESOTA/ MANNIAPOLIS. I want to know the total cost by sea when shipping by a container shared by many people. and also it will take how many days to arrives the port of tema or takoradi , all in ghana? sometimes you can call me the buyer on telephone number +************ and +************ / +************ .that is my numbers either in thailand or ghana. I have sent some amount of money to my friend already so speed up your repply into my mail box. thank you. …………TO REMIND YOU AGAIN I WANT TO BUY AND NOT TO SELL . OK ?
This thing is five years old and 20K for this jap crap… give me break; I’ll give you 15K cash if everything is peachy.
5500 for this shit.
vayase a la mierda fuck u
Filed by Bil at 12:55 pm under Shameless Plugs, The Arts
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In the mood for a fright this Halloween season? Go see “Anna, In The Darkness” at Dream Theatre. This year’s production of this show is in the basement of the theatre. Talk about spooky. Interestingly enough: this is a one-woman performance (a play), not a haunted house…and yet, they were voted #7 on the list of top 10 haunted houses by Haunted House Chicago for 2008. That’s how awesome this show is.
Filed by Bil at 2:40 pm under Shameless Plugs, The Arts
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Unabashed self-promotion time. But I don’t want to just mention the times and dates. This is more than just a shameless plug. I want to give you some actual selling points – actual reasons to come see this show.
So, here are just a few, in no particular order…
Support for tipyourwaiter.org founder Trevor Watkin & contributing editor Bil Gaines
Both Trevor and I have been hard at work these past couple of months on Dream Theatre’s production of a new silent melodrama, “The Black Duckling,” which opens this Thursday. The plot has to do with a young girl struggling to keep afloat in a dark, Dickensian city that seems to punish innocence and happiness. I play a sad and dejected poet in the show, and Trevor has been composing and recording new music.
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Filed by Bil at 9:10 pm under Fightin' Words
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The Olympics are going to Rio De Janeiro in 2016. This news was met with mixed emoticons here in Chicago last week. By the time they finally made the announcement, the latest polls were showing roughly half of the city still wanted the Olympics and roughly half the city did not – in fact, I think the nay-sayers even had a slight edge in that poll. Personally, I wanted them. I won’t lie. But I wasn’t exactly devastated by the loss.
A lot of people were so worried that the city would lose money on it. News flash: the city has been losing money on far stupider ideas than hosting the Olympics for years now, and guess what? I’m still alive with a roof over my head and I’ve still got cable TV.
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Filed by Bil at 5:01 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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hi My name is Alex i would like to get for your car 5300$ CASH NO ANY ASKING QUESTIONS OR PROBLEM QUESTIONS? PLEASE GET BACK TO ME WITH ANSWER? I AM COMING FROM VirginiA STATE AS SOON YOU SAY YES I WILL SHIP IT ?
Hallo ladys and gentlemens I am writing form Germany, Berlin and I am looking for a Porsche like your model and so I am interested to know a little more about your offer. I would be happy if you can answer my questions: 1.How many pre owners have the car 2.What did you mean with outstanding condition? Has the car a crash before? 3.Did you have the all documents like service documents 4.Where the car in the last time by Porsche for an inspection? I am sorry but it is not possible to write my phone number below because of a different digit system in Germany. So please Mail or phone to +************ Hopefully you can give me a soon answer. Best regards R***** H******
yo dogs what up? i be checkin this s4 cab shit out ON LINE that right this bitch look tight i got 35g in ma right front pocket says ya best take it before i’s steels the shit ya can take the cash & put it yo pocket & reports it stolen cause i be’s drivin so fast aint catchen my shit
sell me this car for ten dollars bitch before i slit your fuckin throat.
you guys are fucking idiots
YOUR HAVE TO BE FUCKING CRAZY TO LIST THIS CAR FOR THAT PRICE……NUTS…..THERE’S 07′S GOING FOR CHEAPER….GOOD LUCK MORON
Hello seller ,My name is McBruce am so much intrested in your PETS, i will like to know the best price of it ,and i would like to know the fuck asking price with the condition IT ok
Hello, I am very interested by the sale of your car. However, I TAHITI to life in FRENCH POLYNESIA, so before making a decision would like some additional information on the car, If possible, please? I would like to know: — Did the coach has already had one incident? — Did the car has such a problem? — Why are what the car is it for sale? — Did the engine has already undergoing changes? — If so, they are the changes? — What are the documents required for buying the car? — If I pay cash the car is it possible to negotiate the price of the car? Pending a response to my request, I thank you in advance for the information that you are going to send me. Sincerely. Teiti
thats not grand touring dumb ass thats only touring it doest have brembo brake!!! You guys should know your car!!!!
change the COLOR!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!! YOU FUCKIN FAGET ASS FRUITCAKE!!!!!!!!!!! - john mcain
Nice Fucking House nigga. Im gonna fuck you wife
priced to high, and whats up with a trade in, are you wacked, research your shit!
HEY A**HOLES! Why don’t you show a real price instead of this based on an extra $3,000 crap. I will never consider doing business w/people who show such a lack of ethics and disregard for the consumer.
Listing that wrecked pile of crap again as a “New Listing?” Mark it down too $5,000 and move it or spend $3,000 to fix it. Don’t you know by now NOBODY will pay $10,000 for that WRECKED PILE OF CRAP, MORON!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA good luck selling this car for 45 fucking g’s… ur insane…. good luck tho, really… if someone on this earth is dumb enough to pay that much for a supra, u would be the luckiest person on the earth if u ran into them.
fuck you your tifth you try bringe customoer to yuo to buy anoter car i do npot why you play game ??????????????????
I don’t care any more!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t want all the junk that is being sent to me!!!!!!
Stop contacting me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not a normal wear item as you mentioned.. With this said, i can meet your wife any time this week.. Thanks BG
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rob i bought that ford expedition from u and it is a peice of shit i wanted this tahoo and i should have waited lets make a trade
Filed by Lance at 2:05 pm under General, Social Issues
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I’ve always liked Fall. I don’t like hot temperatures, for one thing, and I love seasons. I’m not talking about a slight increase in average precipitation, either. I mean, gimme 100 degree swings between snow (I love snow) and that other season when I wish there were snow (I love snow). The colors, little kids running around in adorable costumes, cider, fireplaces, and everything else make it all the better.
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Filed by Bil at 8:54 pm under General
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Why I Am Not Afraid to Take Your Money, by Amanda Fucking Palmer
She’s got a damn good point. Artists are people, people need money to pay for food and a place to live. Artists need to pay money to create art (it’s true, art costs money).
Please read this article. Please, please, please read it.
Yes, you.
