Filed by Bil at 5:13 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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you are fuck up

greeting! interest to us, which is the price last audio a6 3.0. ate can get netto price? That we create a price for that car and that we posaljete, it would be happy to find the common price!

find me a fucking car bitch

You all are a bunch of liars and nothing but scum salespeople, hopefully you go out of business soon, so no one buys your salvage title, crap vehicles.

I have rear end damage.

that isnt a honda. its not even a copy. somebodys going to get riped off because of you. if you are going to sell crap at least call it what it is. and its not a honda its a chinese piece of crap.

HOW MUCH FOR THE FUCKING CHEVY IT SOUNDS TO CHEEP………..

Put a fucking price you cock sucker.

Hello dick!

Your car lot has a really bad name up here…..you or one of your sales man have a mouth and very rude and need to be dealt with. I will continue to run my mouth about this lot like u did to my face….138k miles on a truck and u tell me my car with 50k is a fucking peice of shit……NICE car lot i mean JUNK yard and i did report this to the better business bureau

Dear stuck up little bastard who makes people pay too much for a car You are high on dope if you are willing to make people pay this much for a frickin car. . . . .only like frickin millionaire rich stuck up bastards could pay for this car…..you should go jump off a frickin cliff and your gay life….obviously you need mental help….i hope you get ran over by a Lambo….so at least you can tell that it looks good underneath too……thanks for reading my letter dickweed…….i hope you get ran over by a mob of angry coal workers…..thanks…… Joe Blow

nice ass car mother fucker… H.T.G ALL DAY EVERY DAY… 3NI KILLA PUSSY..

would lobe to see pics

dawnn my nigga this my faboritte color my nigga thas cool but you living long stree i from miami florida thas also you car my nigga thas also shit meng you know i love this color blue so you know i can call so myabe i call you ok

does it have a 6 dick cd player?

fuck it

VAGUE ADS GET NO INTEREST. WHY IS THE CORVAIR SO DAMN EXPENSIVE? DOES IT HAVE A POUND OF COCAINE UNDER THE SEAT OR WHAT? AND WHAT’S WITH THE 555555555555VIN#. COME ON GUYS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?

so you call this a dealer or a fucken dealer…i think is bull shit of helll….only stupid people would buy this damn car…

Was Up EShe how much for your ugly ass car fuck your dealership!!!! JUST PLAYING

hi a live in europ haw bay this car

Filed by Bil at 8:08 pm under Fightin' Words, Shameless Plugs, The Media
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First things first:

Click to help bring an independent film to theatres!

I want to say right now that I don’t know any of these people. I have only a vague idea of what the movie is about, and I have absolutely no idea at all if the film is any good. However, this is just such an ingenious marketing idea that I want to see it succeed. If nothing else, it’s an interesting experiment in the usefulness of social media and internet marketing.

Building off of that, I want to turn your attention now to an earlier blog post from this same blog:

Must Filmmakers be Businessmen?
One of the ideas that drives me to marry entrepreneurism with my creative interests is the observation that studios are becoming so risk adverse, that the rewards of producing original content will soon be exclusively in the hands of individuals with the vision and the cajones to take the risk on themselves.
According to this article in the Hollywood Reporter, the same is becoming true in the distribution market - even for wide releases!
This process will only continue, as shareholders drive the studios into more and more conservative investments and social media changes the marketing landscape. What we’re seeing now is only the beginning.

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Filed by Lance at 10:59 pm under General
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Tip Your Waiter has the good sense to organize itself as an RSS feed. Some other groups, like New Colony, have an RSS feed built right in to the main page of the site, and broadcast news and information regularly. I’ve been wondering, though, if there’s an easy way to keep in touch with other groups on a regular basis. There are so many groups in Chicago to keep tabs on, some of which don’t regularly send out newsletters or don’t publicize smaller events as heavily. In a busy environment like Chicago, there’s a lot of stuff that gets glossed over if it isn’t screaming for attention.
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Filed by Bil at 10:20 pm under Fightin' Words, Homophobia, Politics, The Media
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Well this is just incredible:

For 5 days, 5 Journalists will only source news from Twitter and Facebook to test quality of news.

This is bound to be a fascinating little experiment, and I am eager to read the results.

>> Update: you can follow the journalists here.

Speaking of breaking news via Twitter, I’ve been sitting at my computer for like half an hour now just watching the real-time tweet feed come in on the Prop 8 trial in California. For all of you on Twitter, just search #prop8 (or click this link) and sit still for ten seconds. You’ll see. They won’t stop coming.
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Filed by Bil at 8:36 pm under Shameless Plugs, The Arts
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Coming off of the artistic high of Infamous Commonwealth’s marvelous 24-hour fest at the Vittum Theatre down in Wicker Park this weekend, I find myself once again at odds with technology. The organic flow of creative thoughts and human connection has ceased, and in its wake you see me, here, struggling to find a way to get the massive video file condensed into a web-appropriate file size and uploaded for the general public’s pleasure.
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Filed by Bil at 5:12 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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Hi can i have you’r bently for free????

75 thousand for a car and you can’t bother to take a photo of it????? Get off your ass!

Hey ASSHOLE STOP LISTING CARS FOR 999 SOME PEOPLE WANT TO FIND CARS WITHOUT YOUR FALSE AD ITS NOT INSERT DOWN PAYMENT HERE ITS INSERT PRICE OF CAR HERE YOUR LUCKY THEY DONT INFORCE YOUR WORD WHICH IS WORTH NOTHING YOU DITZ

High quality? Well maintaned, hmm That explains the ducktape on the overhead display huh?? Fucking vulture.

that shit bad azz

This fucking car has been sold why don’t you take it off the website. I fucking drove up to your fucking dealership after you told me this fucking car was still fucking available. Thanks for wasting my fucking time.

Hmmm, this car is yummmmy! I’ll pay full price under one condition, your salesman named Nick has to give me a world class B.J.
Good Day,
Dick Forehand

I know u not askn almost two thousand for that old ass shit u need to give it away and still no body would want it send it to the junk yard

FUCK YOU AGAIN BITCH

LOL yea that shit is definately not ready for the strips….

20,000 grand with a car with black shit all over the bumper. hahah give me a break

You are a fucking retard if u think someone will buy this car for that price at that miles. Come on wat is this the wab! mobile. The max id pay for this shit would be 2000. FUkin Pendejo!!!!! what u think just cuase it has aftermarket tail lights it boosts the prie up to 10 grand. UR fukin stuuupid!

you bitch give me that car or get shot in the face.

you fucking losers still haven’t dumped that thing? tell the loser I’ll give him $35 k tomorrow.

this car is so krispy, that will be a good deal for me cuz im extra krispy!!! see ya soon nigger, peace out bro im so fresh, im so french, u kno who it is!!!

sexy ass car baby

you suck dick

For your information these are the kind the lather I was talking about Icall the bank to stop the process of the loan Idont even know how much Ibought your car.Iam going to call geico now to retransfer my insurance.Iwill not buy your salvage car Idont drive salvage car I park it for you who ever drove to queens will have to pick it up .You gave me the car on friday and saturday there is a malfunction light on I will never drive a salvage car you cant make me I know Iwill have to go to court with you because you dont listen to customer so Itook a lot of pictures to show the judge how Iyou give me the car and Idid recorded someConversation like when I told the fat ass mo that Ididnt like the interior his answer was any thing you want you will get it I will give you latherAnd Ididnt come for that car .When some one come to your dealer and ask you for a specific item if you dont have it you should explain to the custumer that item is no more avaliable but Ihave something else do you want to see it? That”s the way it should be.Anyway if you dont do something about that fat ass you will end up on tv Idont know yet if Iam not going to fox five investigate or 7 on your side.Thankyou For your information dealearthis is that kind the lather Iwas talking about I will go to court with you Ineed justice and I know I will find it.Thanks to the technologie I recordedsome conversationswhen I told the jack ass that I liked the exterior of his car but Idont like the interior his answer was NO probeme you will get whatever you want and that the reason wy Igave him my $1.000 he didnt even gaive me a receipt .They told me about you dealers in brooklyn that”s why Ibrought my recorder in my bag I will be glad to play it for the judge.For your salvage car I park it for you I will not drive it because #1 a malfunction light is on already the next day you dumped it at my house and you think that Iam adummie I am not Idont drive salvage cars.I took pictures of the car to shw the judge how you sell a car to an animal,pictures of the malfunction light,pictures of your interior car that I dont like and I did mentioned that to the fat ass salesman .Anyway Italked to your financial bank and now all I have to do is to call geico to retransfer my insurance where it belong .I you think you can make me buy a salvage car think aigain.I would like to know why you are so desperate to sell your car specialy to me .Well see you in court.#2 I dint come to buy that particular you didnt give me a special price why I had to pick it up the same day and I still have that paper and I will show it to the judge .See you in court .

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you’re dumb as a dildo harassers- this 05′ mustang is straight trash… listen you lesbian- i can get a 2007 GT w/20k mls for $22,000 and it’s in good condition. you are all dumb twats for not letting my dad test drive one of your sorry-ass WRXs- the man cruises a 07′ Porsche GT3, and you all thought that he wasn’t a serious buyer. hahahahahahahhahaha. you dildos lost a pretty damn good customer. i’ve been to your shit facility and it sucks ass. you all think you’re tough shit working in a used car dealership- it’s hilarious. ok assholes, wake up and try to sell some cars, you shitheads

Filed by Bil at 12:40 pm under Love, Shameless Plugs, The Arts
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If you haven’t already donated money to help Haiti (or even if you have, but want to donate more), I recommend one of two things:

A) Text the word “HAITI” to 90999. This will give $10 to the Red Cross. The $10 will show up on your cell phone bill. You’ll probably never even notice the $10, but every little bit will help get them through this disaster.

B) Go to the We Can Build An Orphanage homepage (http://wecanbuildanorphanage.com/) and follow the links to donate. This is a charity that was already in the process of building a home for AIDS orphans in Haiti when the earthquake hit.

If you’ve already helped Haiti and are now looking to help yourself, I strongly recommend the INFAMOUS COMMONWEALTH THEATRE’S 5TH ANNUAL 24-HOUR PROJECT going on Saturday night (the 16th) at 8 PM. I will be one of four playwrights on the bill, and Trevor will be one of the musicians. The theme is REDEMPTION, so this will probably make you a better person if you come and watch it.

Saturday, January 16, 8PM
Vittum Theater
1012 N. Noble St

Tickets are $20 (student discount available).
Call 312-458-9780 or email info@infamouscommonwealth.org
for ticket reservations.

Filed by Bil at 1:27 pm under Shameless Plugs, The Arts
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Ordinarily, I don’t like to post articles here on tipyourwaiter.org unless I feel that I have something of accessible importance to say, or else when I have a show to promote.

But this is just too magnificently geeky to pass up. One of my favorite aspects of my young life (prior to college) was my time in marching band. And one of my increasingly favorite bands, coincidentally hailing from my current home city of Chicago, is OK Go.

Like Voltron, these two separate elements have fused together to create an ultra-powerful super-robot of a music video. Behold…

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass from OK Go on Vimeo.

Filed by Bil at 10:19 am under Shameless Plugs, The Arts, The Media
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Nothing flavors a meal quite like your waitress delivering your food to your table, checking to see if you need anything else, then making a beeline for the bathroom while muttering a little too loudly to herself that she’s going to weigh three pounds less by the time she comes out of there.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Start the year right for us, Little Dragon:

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Filed by Bil at 5:08 pm under Go Back to Maxico!
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where the fuck is the bed asshole

That’s NOT a crew cab asshole!

UNLESS YOU ARE AS HORRIBLE, SNOBBY AS THE ***** ******* IN GAUTIER, then What is your BOTTOM dollar on this car? I need a quote for EVERYTHING, including taxes, fees, etc. I want the final costs to me.

Holy Shit Thats a lot of miles.

Hello I will give you George for this car

hi im lookin for my son

how about a picture of the fucking car. what kind of place or you trying to run over there. what is brau in charge of cars now. get your head out of your ass you’ve got a shity view while its up there, dumb ass love you brian

hej,i’m a business man ,and i’m from surinam.i can sell this car (tundra) for you.i hope we can do bidiness together. pleas send me back. thank you.

WOW u are a cheap ass

Hello, my name is Andrew! I am from Moscow, Russia. I speek English a little. Please inform, about an opportunity to buying an auto Mazda6.

You are a scamming piece of fuck. You are supposed to stay under 100k if you don’t want to fall under the jurisdiction of the FBI. You went over. You have been reported.

fuk dat piece of shit

THIS ADD IS CRAP!! I HAD TO HAVE 4000.00 DOWN TO GET A CAR FROM YOU!! I ALSO HAD TO TAKE DAUGHTERS CAR BACK TO THE GOSHEN LOCATION 3 YEARS AGO CUZ THEY SAID I HAD GOTTEN APPROVED AND LET HER DRIVE THE CAR FOR A WEEK AND THEN ACCUSED ME OF PUTTING IN THE WRONG SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!! PEOPLE WITH POOR CREDIT DRIVE SHITTY CARS FROM YOU!!!

Awesome Pics! Need new photographer, your sucks!

I got high off of selling another car today. I celebrated by going to marshalls and fucking my wife in the fitting room during lunch.

fuck you very much for popping up over what I’m trying to read

i want to test drive and get a hand job as part of my purchase. A blowjob would be nice too.

Fuck you–this is gone. REMOVE!

YOU SUCK HORSE COCK

Get all the cars you DONT have off the internet. You guys are a bunch of bull shit artists.