“Please note that I cannot shit rubber-soled shoes/feathery, sequined hats/pants out of my ass; if I could, I so would not be working here.” — The Manifesto

Married to Bil, but secretly in love with a wide variety of dorky goofballs — most of whom wear glasses. She is an atheist, a liberal, and a Harry Potter fanatic; and therefore enjoys dancing naked in the moonlight in the woods on Midsummer. Shout outs to BFFs John, Joe, and Bil. And just say no to stalkers, internet or otherwise!

I dunno. I have a theatre bio if you want one of those instead…it might need to be censored. I hate that I have to do this kinda shit, but such is life.

Filed by Devon at 11:48 pm under General