Go Back to Maxico! is nothing more than collected blurbs of ridiculous outrage and piss-poor grammar, generally directed toward various car dealerships. We’re posting them here because they are good for a laugh.

It used to be that you’d just have to know about it (underground style!) and check up once every couple of months to see if there was anything new. This was a horrible pain in the ass for everyone involved, especially me, who had to change all sorts of code everywhere on the site just to make it look normal. However, thanks to master code re-arranger and Editor-In-Chief Trevor, now it’s as simple as a blog post. So…that’s what all the blog posts titled Go Back to Maxico! are about. And that’s what they’re going to be called in the future.

The other monster resurfacing from the depths is Hatemail, which just this last week exploded like a bottle of Stephanette Smith’s home-brewed beer. Big thanks to actors Zach Livingston, Kat Daniels, Danielle Gennaoui, Kyra Morris, Beth Richards, Chelsea Marcantel, Chris Delgado, and Matt Chapman. You are all wonderful in your own weird ways.

Finally: take a look at Lance’s vlog found in the post titled “Watch Lance try — and fail — to Vlog.” It’s my favorite vlog ever. EVER.

And – friendly reminder – we need more hatemail. Much more. We totally burned through our entire supply last week…Go hate! Find what lurks inside you and spit it out in paragraph form.

Here’s a little appetizer from last recording session.

It’s been a wild week…once again, thank you everybody.

Problem was, I felt a little like a zombie, and looked and sounded like one, too.

What to do?

Splice in some cool footage of Hatemail as a little preview of what’s to come!

By the way, we need more Hatemail! Send us your hate!

what da fuck is a yugo

One of your girls workers suck ass because she was been disrespectful last week.

how women did you fuck ??????????????

Hey ya stupid bitch….. This is a piece of shit

You don’t have 53584a so take it down asshole.

Damn! A Bentley for the price of a Crossfire?! Idiots!

That Santoran Blue S4 you guys have is the ugliest piece of shit i’ve ever seen. You have ruined that car. Why the FUCK would you put eyelids and a fake abs plastic hood scoop on a twin turbo car?! The decals i can understand for your companies advertising purposes, but the lack of taste that went into this car makes me not want to buy from you at all. The bumper is missing a piece on the bottom half of the bumper and that grille is fucking awful too. Take those A8 monoblocks off and sell them to someone that will treat them right. The Audi gods are crying right now because you guys suck dick at modding their prize of an S4. Fuck you for turning a gorgeous S4 into a piece of shit.

i would like to know who is going to buy that fucked up ass truck ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a lexus u dumb ass

hey dumb ass its an acura rsx 03-04 model and dont even put type s cuz its not type-s top out at 160

I’VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I MADE 3 PHONE CALLS TO YOUR DEALER ( I RUN A FIRESTONE) IN REFERECE TO THIS VECH, I GOT HUNG UP ON 2 TIMES AND THE 3 TIME THE CUNT COULDNT GIVE ME ANY INFORMATION ON THIS VECH. ” SHE WASNT SURE IF IT HAD POWER WINDOWS , WHAT COLOR INTERROIR IT HAD, AND HOW MUCH SHOULD BRING IN FOR CASH, ? COMON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING, CALL ME WITH SOME ONE WHO KNOWS IF THERE A LIVE OR NOT , SEND THE CUNT THAT ANSWERS THE PHONE TO MAKE COFFEE AND GIVE BLOW JOBS

You have gone crazy thinking you will get $32,500 for a 4 cylinder Jeep !! Wake your ass up because you all are dreaming !!!!

does the car work or wat the fuck does it have

you guys are bogus for allowing me to come all the way over their to look at this i asked you three times if you had the damn car you checked and told me yes. I come down their you tell me the car was sold saturday i cant believe i found a dealer selling cars like a generic car lot i will never ever even think of buying a car from you and i will make sure i tell everyone i know thanks a lot it was great doing business with you

Hey. Im Nick. I think its crap how you put money down on a truck and then someone else puts more down on it, you people dont have the decentcey to call the person who put the money down first and let them know someone else put more down on it. Have the respect for others. Heres one sale your not getting. Thanks anyways!

If it has sold then take the ad down! This crap is why people hate dealers.

If your going to put over 20,000 miles on the damn car then mark the damn price down!

wow thats not a gs-r. what kind of shit are you tryin to pull

This car brand new was lower price.. lets get real. dumb fuck

WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK MY FAT ASS WOULD LOOK SEXY IN THIS CAR WOULDNT U SAY

i hope ur not dum…….is this a fucking manual car or an automatic…

Are you aware that someone could purchase a brand new 2009 Corvette for about the same price you’re selling a used one for? This much be some ultra special model or something, because I could also get a 2007 Z06 for around 45. Are you guys completely fucking blind to what cars are going for or do you take the average Joe for a fucking idiot? Get your head out of your fucking ignorant nigger asses and realize that you’re running your business into the ground, have fun being homeless when your dealership closes down.. stupid fucks.

I am like that honda civic stock no 7098 my last price is 4000 thousand only, four month go i bay honday civic and some boudy toke my car then police found my car this is gunk

dunb shit, this is a grand cherokee

If the maroon murano is sold take it off the fucking website, it is very annoying to get excited about a car just to have it sold but not removed

My name is ******* ********* and I had the opportunity to visit your dealership today and I was interested in this particular vehicle. First of all, Jacob, was not knowledgeable and shows he does have any experience in selling cars. I told him I was interested in two cars; one of the cars was at your Honda dealership and I told him I was coming from ***** and should arrive by 3. Well when I got there he could not find the cars (after he and I had the conversation via phone at 10:30 that morning. When I test drove the Infiniti, I came close to writing your a check until the car started smoking and the car was filled with a bad odor. He could not explain to me why the car was smoking. Then Jacob asked me if I was still interested in this car . .well duh . . .it’s smoking, making jerking sounds, NO I WILL NOT BE PURCHASING THIS CAR! My experience at this dealership was joke and Jacob handled my care as a possible client very unprofessional. Fuck Jacob.

This piece of shit is ugly and buddy

your an asshole with your downpayment Bullshit.

there’s a very defined piss stain on the rear left seat in the photo of this escape… it makes it look like you guys don’t add “the dealers touch” to your used cars, making you look bad

hey fuck nuts, i am not sure if you went to school and learned how to sell a car, but normally you put a picture, mileage and price on your ad. It isn’t the 80’s any longer, the days of bait and switch are over

Who do fn think is going to pay that much for sorry ass ford. Fuckin idiot!

Damn baby check this car out it sound to good to be true huh!!!!

allen mellon head is the shit

PLEASE HAVE Tony Danza contact me I am his client

I would give someone a long blowjob for a car like this. I’m a dark hair nicely busted jewish girl that would do just about anything to get a BMW like that.

You guys must be smoking some good shit. 32k for a USED 350Z my god man… people really arent that stupid. I was quoted 33 for a Touring 370Z …. you are about 7-8k too high…. even if it is a Nismo edition.

YOUR A LOW LIFE RIP OFF DEALER! HEY ONLY $3,995 OH AND BY THE WAY THAT REFLECTS A $3,000 DOWN PAYMENT. SCREW YOU MOTHER F….. FOR WASTING PEOPLES TIME. WHAT A DICK YOU ARE!

The coffee has been made, Bil has arranged the cookies on a decorative platter, and I’m hurriedly editing the last of the hatemails that came in this week.

2:48 pm

Zach Livingston has been kind enough to read “Dear Stupid Fucking Cunt.” Everyone in the room went, “Ooooooooh!” when the announcement was made. He’s kickin’ its butt, too! He can be reached at zachlivingston.com. Thanks, Zach!

3:13 pm

Kathryn Daniels is here, and has a special connection to hatemail. Kathryn recently broke her arm because people in Chicago don’t shovel their sidewalks, and trust me, Tip Your Waiter is going to get some good material out of her experiences! She’s reading “Dear Tech Support.” Contact Kathryn Daniels at kathryndaniels.wordpress.com.

3:26 pm

The recording session is going well when everyone has to stop themselves from laughing and giggling until the track has been cut, and then we all guffaw and applaud.

3:50 pm

We’re taking a break, drinking coffee, and waiting for what’s next. We’re also reminiscing about Strongbad, and Homestar Runner.

3:37 pm

We’ve broken out the thin mints. All right, kids, now it’s serious.

4:01 pm

Danielle Gennaoui is here, and reviewing all of the options… so much hate!

4:57 pm

Danielle made the mistake of leaving the choice of her piece up to Bil, so she got the long one… and she’s still rehearsing it. Bil is patient, and so is Danielle!

5:20 pm

There was a last minute surge of really cool actors, so screw the 5:00 pm ending time! More hatemail, please!

5:40 pm

Kyra Morris just finished another reading we all had to try not to laugh through! She’s in Ajax Antigone, opening March 11 with The State Theatre of Chicago, and they’re doing a live webcast of it! You should see it live and see it online!

5:52 pm

Next time I liveblog, remind me to put new entries at the top… whoops!

6:27 pm

Beth Richards just finished a long and meaty take of a hatemail. Wow, there was a lot to chew on!

6:50 pm

Chelsea Maureen Marcantel just did a recording… and I missed it because I was talking in the kitchen. I… I’m sure it was awesome. It was great, really!

6:59 pm

Danielle is taking another shot at hers. It’s had time to process, it’s had time to sink in, and now it has time to record.

7:17 pm

Last, but not least, Chris Delgado is recording. All that’s left at this point in the evening is hatemail written by women, so Chris is going to have to make some very interesting choices. It’s not just a piece for a woman, it’s a piece about a woman angry because a bouncer treats her like crap because she won’t sleep with him. Very interesting choices. Chris works with CircEsteem, which is a wonderful group you should check out!

7:20 pm

Now everyone’s giggling because this hatemail, called “Dear Bitter Bouncer,” is really really effeminate, and Chris has an incredibly deep voice.

7:45 pm

Matthew Chapman just did our last one! He got the last one, and he and Bil made it work — the piece was a little strange, and unclear, but they took it from a relaxed, cigarette or hookah smoking dude talking about work. Matt’s blog can be found at mchapm.blogspot.com. Bil says you should read it.

7:57 pm

We’re done! Time to eat! Our thanks to all the actors!

WHY DON”T YOU DRIVE THE CAR TO MY HOUSE I WILL SPIT IN YUR FACE AND KEEP THE CAR ASSHOLE

I am a signle mom interested in this car cause my took a shit

you really need to stop with the bait and hook crap…. place the Fricking price out there… If you are hiding the price, there’s no telling what else you are hiding!

How can you sleep at night buy selling this piece of crap Dodge Intrepid. Everyone who owns worthless car like this wil tell you the same thing, only with a few curse words.

is this certified? 1 owner? excellent condition / no accidents? I am buying this weekend!!!!!! or today!!!!! clean carfax?? I sold cars for 13 years, but I am not an asshole, and I do not have a trade in

do any of your new 08 Yukon XL Denali’s seat 8 ? I have 6 kids and the wife has a big ass.

hahahaha!!!! you guys r fucking nutz??? hahahaha!!!! tell your used car manager to buy a gun and shot himself, u can by 2009 with the same accessories for MSRP cheaper, don’t mansion specials, invoice and other shiet. You just wasted advertisements money. CONGRATULATION!!!! Your other units r not better. If I B u I would just close the store… hahahahaha!!!!

why the fuck you dont make stick shift . that shit is garbage

Asshole, put the real price down you dickweed, you ruin the internet experience, im NOT buying a car from YOUR dealership because of these ads.

you got to be out of your fucking mind, $115,000 for a 1999 you maybe made a mistake. I’m interested but hell no i’m not paying all that money

What the fuck guys. Sell a car not your business. Idiots! 100% propaganda. Losers!

My car was blown up in Gaza and I need a new one. Can you give me a discount? All my money was in my old car.

I am really pissed off, The windshield washer does not work on the Lincoln. 250.00 for a switch.After you told me it was out of fluid. Their is no switch to engage it, Safety issue . Yeah nice car, What a piece of crap. Makes noise over every bump. It is ok I realize I bought it, but I will let the BBB know.Will not pass inspection because the low beams do not work consistantly. They are only 399.00 each lamp. I would have bought the Taurus, but no !!!!!!! buy the Lincoln. I am an honest salesman ( Go to church ) Thank you *** ******

i wanna fucking car !!!1

so when can i get my car. BITCH!

Hi Am I reading this correctly? You have the Excursion advertised for $19,477 but you really are asking 22,977? The reason I’m wondering is because I’m not trading anything in. In fact, I would fly in and drive it home. I’m coming in from afar because this is exactly what I’m looking for and it has low miles. Is there a warranty available, and what’s your no bullshit bottom line price? I don’t have any time to screw around with any fuckin jew bastards. I just want to hand over the money and get outta there.

My Bitch said I can have all the pussy I want if I cum home in this hera. Can a nigga get this for 8 g balls strait out. Call me ***-***-**** ask Black Magic

I LOVE THIS FUCKING CAR!!!!!! my car overheated and blew up but i loved every minuet of it and i would love to have this car PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!

take the damn ad off cars aholes!!!

fuck you i want this car

yeah my nig, i need dis shit homeie. drop beemer, the skeeoes go crazy.

READ MY LIPS, DO NOT RETURN THIS EMAIL UNLESS U GIVE ME THE MILEAGE!!!!!!!!

To the manager of ******* motors. Did you know one of you staff is an alcholic with a drink drive record and child abuser to which she doesnt have a licence now?? well if you google ******* ******* you will see……..or ask the ramada inn and holiday inn on coca?? she is also a compulsive liar and was only in the uk for 4 weeks in which she stole and was dealt with by the police 3 times untill she was told to leave, she has just been evicted from her house and has offered false finance on cars for her men!! not the ideal person you want to be associated with……….be warned she will use your company name now where ever she goes and you will never get rid of her……………..suggestion fire her and get a court order asap………..you may also wanna warn the other dealerships as she will say someone sexually abused her and thats why she left…………. bizzare i know but it will happen…………she also with the help of her ex husband stole $1800.00 from a 60 yr old lady who has to give up her retirement to find the money she was conned………………….her daughter is now in care after the cops found her with her mother (*******) who was passed out………….

Fuck You!

sun, u really can’t let that shit go for 2-stacks, work wit me sun, Holla.

I would have considered purchasing this vehicle but the clean retail nada value is $10K not $20K. Its one of three things, 1) you think Im an idiot. 2) youre an idiot. Or 3) youre completely full of crap. No thanx either way.

Fuck you bitch and ur fake ass chrysler cirrus thats not even the real car you fucking child malester biatch and ****** ****** said to go fuck yourself.

IF it is sold then take it off of online you ass

hahaah asshole you really dont know your cars right? that is not an audi TT

how much does this fuckin car cost? asshole,why you gonna list the shit without a price? You must be a stupid fucker. ASSHOLE!

Jeff, Thanks for the reply. The car looks good except for those wheels. That scares me that some ricer has been drifting in it or some pimp has been hauling ass. Have there been any mods? Thanks

looks like a scooter to me, dumb ass

You’ve got to be kidding me….259k miles for 8 grand??? haha, I like the sale sign on the car. You make me sick…how and why would you do such a thing? Good luck trying to sell it you sorry bastard. Your gay. and your stupid.

this is a damn buick you idiots

I spend a fair bit of time worrying about the state of things, especially as world leaders gather more and more power into their claws with the deft use of fear and intimidation. Thus, the video below gives me hope — a sign that there are some politicians yet that still have the grapes to stand up for themselves and the sovereignty of their nation. Plus it’s kind of funny.

Some background info first, though, as best as I understand things. Herman van Rompuy recently was unilaterally appointed “President of Europe”, an office I found to be little disturbing, but the appointment fitting enough as Belgium was one of the founding members of the EU. And now, what someone who knows far more than I has to say on the subject:

For those of you who haven’t heard me talk about it a gajillion times already, the premise is this: we get people to send us hatemail intended for someone else (anyone in the world can participate). Then, we get local actors to give them dramatic readings (any actor in town can participate). Once we have recordings, we get local musicians to underscore them (any musician in town can participate). Finally, we get local visual artists to make something pretty/grotesque/interesting for them (any visual artist in town can participate). It’s pretty simple, really.

Now then.

You know those people who claim to have read “1984″ and say that the future Orwell presents is the scariest thing they can think of? I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that one.

The totalitarian distopia is disturbing, sure, but as I read the book, and as I sympathized with Winston Smith on how ridiculous it is, I realized that the reality itself is at best only mildly scary. I would actually describe it as “creepy” before using the word “scary.” The scary part of “1984″ is not the Big Brother setting, but rather the psychological torture of the protagonist as he moves closer and closer toward the climax of the story, and the great tragedy of it all still boils down to one individual character rather than the society at large.

Now, keeping in mind that the horrors of the future in that fictional tale are still a very real possibility, I want to share this video. It’s less than two minutes long, but in this tiny nugget of time, it shows us a super-exaggerated version of everyday life under an uncontrollable river of advertisements. To see the setting of our main character - the owner of the hands in this video - is to gasp for air for fear of drowning in Capitalism. And the fact that the hands are just going about such ordinary, everyday business – just as the people in Orwell’s bleak wasteland of human submission – to see this happen while we, the audience, are powerless to change it…now THAT is terrifying.

Augmented (hyper)Reality: Domestic Robocop from Keiichi Matsuda on Vimeo.

Why is it, I wonder, that absolute government power worries me less than absolute advertiser power?

The monk said, “No, no. Every prayer has already been written.”

If you listen to Pärt’s music, which relies heavily on Christian religious texts and Psalms, you’ll certainly agree this idea has influenced him tremendously.

On my way out the door this evening, I grabbed a book to read on the ‘L.’ I haven’t read from this particular one in a long time, but a poem in it struck me. It’s a poem by a man named Justinus Kerner. As I read it over several times, I reflected that there were points in my life when I would have loved to have written this poem. Not right now, but there have been moments in my life, when if I could plant a seed with what I was thinking and feeling, Der Einsame might have grown with the help of some water and sunlight.

I thought of Mr. Pärt, and his conversation with the monk. It is certainly important we embrace new work and new writing, but it’s nice to know that whatever phase of life we’re in, someone has been there, and has left a record of it. That prayer has already been written, and there can be tremendous power in speaking it again.

Here’s the poem, a quick and dirty translation, too:

Der Einsame

Wohl gehest du an Liebeshand,
Ein überselger Mann;
Ich geh’ allein, doch mit mir geht,
Was mich beglücken kann.

Es ist des Himmels heilig Blau,
Der Auen Blumenpracht,
Einsamer Nachtigallen Schlag
In alter Wälder Nacht.

Es ist der Wolke stiller Lauf,
Lebend’ger Wasser Zug,
Der grünen Saaten wogend Meer
Und leichter Vögel Flug.

Du ruhst im zarten Frauenarm,
Am Rosenmund voll Duft;
Einsam geh’ ich, im Mantel spielt
Die kühle Abendluft.

Es kommt kein Wandrer mehr des Wegs,
Der Vogel ruht im Baum;
Ich schreite durch die düstre Nacht,
In mir den hellsten Traum.

The Lonely

You gladly hold your lover’s hand
A blessed man;
I go alone, yet with me goes
That which enlivens me.

It is the holy blue of heaven,
The flowers’ glory in the fields,
The lonely song of nightingales
In the night of ancient forests.

It is the still progression of a cloud,
A lively water stream,
The undulating sea of greeny sowing,
The easy flight of birds.

You rest in gentle woman’s arms,
The fragrance of her rosy mouth,
I go alone, and in my mantle plays
The frigid evening air.

There comes no wanderer on his way,
The bird rests in his tree.
I press on through the dreary night,
In me the brightest dream.

i can get laid for more money than this car is worth.this car is not even worth a blow job.

good morning… i took sometime to myself & thought things through… this 645 is the car that made me consider getting rid of my car… i think i’m going to just get up some more down payment money this week & seal this deal… your right i’m getting a great deal & i’m bullshitting

THIS IS ONE BAD MOTHER FUCKER

this is **** ******* ****** and i said white not red and im coming with my mom to get it in 2 weeks and i dont want red i want white with green strips if u fuck this up u will be fired do u understand my dad will not be happy when he finds out about this

Hello - I have narrowed my search down to 13 cars nationwide. Yours is currently one of those cars. The next step is for me is to narrow the field further. I am looking for the following pieces of information by email (see below). Once I have narrowed my search down to 3-5 vehicles I will call the lucky people with those vehicles and we can chat more…

…This would also be a great time to start to address your price - please include your best out the door price - if you are prepared to be competitive I will buy your car if it meets my strict criteria. Please respond with a detailed email of your vehicle specific to the items I have requested - based on your responses I will email back a select few and we will begin discussions. Please feel free to include as much detail or other items that differentiate your car or what I may get for buying your car. Remember - I am focused on the overall value of the deal. I am an out of town buyer so when I do arrive to pick up the car it needs to be the exact car we are discussing - the car needs to be as it is described online, in your emails and our eventual phone conversations. The eventual price we reach needs to be the exact “out the door” price I am asked to pay when I arrive - no games. All of our time is valuable and I will be spending a lot of time and money just to pick the car up. One final note - if part of your value proposition includes many dealer freebies (like… free oil changes for life / free car washes for life) understand that adds no value to this sale (out of town) and I would expect that cost comes out of the price of the car, as it would never get used, and that maybe a great way to be more price competitive. (**Note: all this over a HONDA ACCORD.)

$5490 for a Corsica??? Holly shit Batman, you must have voted for Obama!!!

How in the fuck did you come up with that price? I know, you multipled your IQ by 224991.

asshole

Get your head out of your ass. Your prices are ridiculous. Look at ebay autos for some realism boys.

fucking krazy is an automatic no manual

stop jerking each other off karma is a bitch .

your full of shit there are many eagle talon awd’s around there are 5 driving around mitchell south dakota right now! when this town only has a population of 5000 so try scamming some one else

Acuras are nice cars!

why would you buy this car w/so many damn miles? are you crazy? and a stick shift, your losing you touch dude.

hey, richard just wanted tell all hi thing are going good down here hope thing r doing well with everyone up there ps tell randy he is still a little shit . see you all

take this shit off if you dont have it

YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU YOU IGNORANT FUCKS FALSE ADVERTIZING…AND LIES ABOUT CAR HISTORY…IM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE ON EARTH…NEVER EVER GO TO YOUR PLACE….GOOD LUCK IN THIS ECONOMY SAY HELLO TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU FOR ME, I JUST FILED A COMPLAINT FOR FALSE ADVERTIZING…..

You promised me you would call! Why haven’t you called?? I am starting to feel like your mom on prom night here.

fuck you you are a fucking pussy

I have received 2 (TWO) e-mails, 1 phone call (recorded) and yet, you have not answered my prime inquiry which WAS is the damn thing auto or manual…
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!!! Do NOT call!!!

nice car asshole

You know its bad enough that you guys don’t cover the exhaust system in my crv but then to top it off you gave me $4,000 for my infiniti and are turning around and selling it for twice what you gave me. All you had to repair was a couple dents. Every dealer I have spoken too thinks you guys must not be reputable whatsoever to not know how to handle the exhaust repair. 800 miles after I got the CRV the converter broke off and their is a whole in the exhaust. I already spent almost 700 dollars to fix all this shit. Not to mention the fact that you guys are lying about what kind of car it is…you are advertising it as a Touring model and the Touring model comes with leather seats a bigger engine and two years newer. Maybe you guys should learn how to deal with customers instead of having 18 year old kids sell cars.

After making an appointment to see this car I would have figured that SOMEONE would have made sure it was actually a sellable vehicle. I was absolutely appalled that when I showed up for my appointment the salesman I was supposed to meet wasn’t there and the car was a piece of shit! Before I even left the lot the air bag sensor light was on as was another warning light. Then when I took my hand off the wheel it turned right so hard I about hit the curb. And the icing on the cake was that the turn signals DONT WORK! What kind of crap are you selling? Some certified vehicle this was. BBB will be getting a note from me as will the Colorado Auto Dealers Association. You people are UNBELIEVABLE and I will NEVER set foot on your lot again and make sure that no one I know does either. What a joke!

hey you guys aware that you can buy a 2008 with 0 miles for 18 g’s or are you just fucking retarded?

this car looks like shit, at least clean it before taking those shitty pictures

YOUR PRICE FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP IS TOO HIGH

THIS TRUCK IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M IN SHIT POSITION TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT THOUGH. GRRRRRR. I was just looking for beater to spare my ‘05 GP GTP from crappy winter roads.

this car been on here for months, take this shit off, you guys went broke

fuck you this car is a piece of shit hole. go burn in hell

HEY KINGDOM DWELLERS,!!!!!!!!!!

I HOPE THAT YOU ARE TAKING DOMINION AND AUTHORITY IN EVERY

AREA OF ASSIGNMENT THIS VERY DAY!!! HOW VERY WONDERFULL IT IS FOR

US TO BE AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE FAMILY OF DADDY GOD AND OF THE

EVER EXPANDING BODY OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST!!!!

IT’S ALWAYS A BEAUTIFULL DAY TO TAKE FURTHER TERRITORY ON BEHALF

OF THE KING AND HIS KINGDOM!!! IF YOU HAVEN’T TAKEN YOUR FAIR SHARE

OF ASSIGNED TERRITORY THIS VERY DAY………………………………….THEN,

WHAT’S……………………THE……………………….HOLD……………………………UP??????

ur an ass

Williams married Florence Herman (1891-1976) in 1912. They moved into a house in Rutherford which was their home for many years.

Here’s what a web search for “Florence Herman Williams” gives you:

www.whosdatedwho.com

If I were you, I would go there, and rate the couple a “10″ for “Very Hot!” You can also click on “Florence Herman,” add to the wiki of Flossie’s dating relationships, and vote on who you think Florence Herman’s Top Romance is!

Who doesn’t love social media!?