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		<title>The Big Self-Promo: Medea (Dream Theatre Company)</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/282</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Come and see it!  Come and see it!

Jeremy Menekseoglu has adapted everybody&#8217;s favorite Greek tragedy about a sorceress whose husband leaves her for a princess, and turned its thematic focus towards the children in the story.  I play one of the children in this play&#8230;which means that it all pretty much revolves around [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dreamtheatrecompany.com">Come and see it!  Come and see it!</a></p>
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<p>Jeremy Menekseoglu has adapted everybody&#8217;s favorite Greek tragedy about a sorceress whose husband leaves her for a princess, and turned its thematic focus towards the children in the story.  I play one of the children in this play&#8230;which means that it all pretty much revolves around me.  (Just kiddin&#8217;&#8230;kinda&#8230;)  If you&#8217;re in the Chicago area between tonight and August 24, you should make the trek down to the south side (beautiful, artistic east Pilsen) and check it out.  It&#8217;s gonna be a hell of a show!  (I&#8217;m not just saying that, it&#8217;s really going to be a good show.  Really.)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dreamtheatrecompany.com">See the website for info and tickets.</a></p>
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		<title>Bring on the soup, motherfucker</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/272</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I must apologize, but the post about my rehearsal process will have to come later.  I have something much more interesting to talk about right now.
I have a bowl.  I got it at Target.  I&#8217;ve been needing one for a while now, and this week I finally got it.  It&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must apologize, but the post about my rehearsal process will have to come later.  I have something much more interesting to talk about right now.</p>
<p>I have a bowl.  I got it at Target.  I&#8217;ve been needing one for a while now, and this week I finally got it.  It&#8217;s not associated with any particular club or brand, and it doesn&#8217;t advertise any particular product, but it is red and black by a lucky coincidence, and therefore (almost) matches my red-and-black Angels coffee mug.<br />
 <a href="http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/272#more-272" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Portrait of an Enabler</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/271</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, my name is Trevor and I&#8217;m an enabler and a co-dependent.
Like most inconvenient truths, it has taken me some time to realize this. I blame my mother. Not in a Maury Povich sort of way, mind you. The simple fact is she&#8217;s an enabler as well, and I&#8217;m my mother&#8217;s son. She&#8217;s married men [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello, my name is Trevor and I&#8217;m an enabler and a co-dependent.</p>
<p>Like most inconvenient truths, it has taken me some time to realize this. I blame my mother. Not in a Maury Povich sort of way, mind you. The simple fact is she&#8217;s an enabler as well, and I&#8217;m my mother&#8217;s son. She&#8217;s married men who are not only addicts, but are utterly emotionally unavailable to her, and for this very reason I have avoided any serious attempts at dating for the past four years and counting. Because I&#8217;m the very same way.<br />
 <a href="http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/271#more-271" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Two for the road</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/270</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ordinarily I don&#8217;t like to just leave a link to a news article without really expanding on it by adding my own thoughts, but I don&#8217;t have much time right now and I really wanted to put these out there:
1) Totally Gay Happy Meals/It is the end of the nutball Christian right. Here is your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ordinarily I don&#8217;t like to just leave a link to a news article without really expanding on it by adding my own thoughts, but I don&#8217;t have much time right now and I really wanted to put these out there:</p>
<p>1) <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/07/11/notes071108.DTL&#038;nl=fix">Totally Gay Happy Meals/It is the end of the nutball Christian right. Here is your proof. To go</a></p>
<p>A sharply-written (and delightfully snarky) article about how the Religious Right has lost its power over America because the public has been bored with them for some time now.</p>
<p>2) <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-baldwin/mccains-problem-not-age-b_b_112133.html">McCain&#8217;s Problem: Not Age, but Condition</a></p>
<p>An article by Alec Baldwin for the Huffington Post with a very rational and appropriate warning not to alienate our elders by labeling John McCain as simply &#8220;old.&#8221;</p>
<p>Read and discuss.  I&#8217;ll be back.  (Coming up next – probably – all about the most interesting rehearsal process I have ever experienced, and some shameless personal promotion for the play I&#8217;m acting in&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>Kablooie!</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/269</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s hoping everybody had a good weekend.  Independence Day is a sacred day for our nation, and I am doing my duty by watching HBO&#8217;s &#8220;John Adams&#8221; on DVD.  It&#8217;s really good.  You should rent it if you haven&#8217;t seen it.  Also, I saw a lot of explosions this weekend.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s hoping everybody had a good weekend.  Independence Day is a sacred day for our nation, and I am doing my duty by watching HBO&#8217;s &#8220;John Adams&#8221; on DVD.  It&#8217;s really good.  You should rent it if you haven&#8217;t seen it.  Also, I saw a lot of explosions this weekend.  If that doesn&#8217;t shout &#8220;patriot,&#8221; I don&#8217;t know what does.<br />
 <a href="http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/269#more-269" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>On Making Peace</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/268</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The more time progresses, the more private I&#8217;m becoming; I&#8217;m not sure if that&#8217;s a good thing or not. One immediately noticeable consequence is that my desire to write &#8212; at least through this outlet &#8212; diminishes considerably, as from the outset I&#8217;ve sought to keep my personal details as much in the background as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The more time progresses, the more private I&#8217;m becoming; I&#8217;m not sure if that&#8217;s a good thing or not. One immediately noticeable consequence is that my desire to write &#8212; at least through this outlet &#8212; diminishes considerably, as from the outset I&#8217;ve sought to keep my personal details as much in the background as possible, something I feel even more strongly today. But in the spirit of goodwill, I will let you in on an embarrassing discovery I made this week: I actually like a Josh Groban song. I won&#8217;t tell you which one, though, because I really don&#8217;t wish to discuss it further. And if you ask me, I&#8217;ll lie.</p>
<p>In the past few weeks my life has become a grand exercise in making peace, both with my life as a whole and with others as well. I can&#8217;t speak too much to its success, although I will say this much: it&#8217;s immeasurably difficult to make peace with a stone. And I&#8217;m questioning my sanity at continuing with it any further. Furthermore, to my surprise my desire to elaborate any further on the specifics to anyone at all has disappeared entirely &#8212; it&#8217;s a strange new feeling. What I&#8217;d really like is a therapist, but for the time being my stack of Intervention episodes will have to suffice.</p>
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		<title>Best Things Come / The Good George</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/267</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[By day I work for a company that has just reached its tenth year of existence.  Everybody knows the traditional first-year anniversary gift is paper, the third-year anniversary gift is bananas, and the fiftieth-year anniversary is gold.  But I was until recently unaware that the tenth-year anniversary is tin or aluminum.  As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By day I work for a company that has just reached its tenth year of existence.  Everybody knows the traditional first-year anniversary gift is paper, the third-year anniversary gift is bananas, and the fiftieth-year anniversary is gold.  But I was until recently unaware that the tenth-year anniversary is tin or aluminum.  As a ten-year aluminum gift, my company has given me an aluminum water bottle.  This is awesome, because I&#8217;ve been wanting one for kind of a while now, but the only ones I could find are like twenty or thirty dollars.  Well, now I don&#8217;t have to look and I don&#8217;t have to spend any money.  </p>
<p>I tried it out this last weekend by taking it to rehearsal.  Ohmygod it&#8217;s the best.  Seriously.  The feeling of environmental friendliness is so inviting, and the health benefits make me even more powerful and ninja-like than ever before.<br />
 <a href="http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/267#more-267" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Mr. Kucinich, How Do You Do It?</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/266</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Dennis Kucinich&#8230;bless that man&#8217;s heart.
(It gets interesting about 2 minutes in&#8230;)



Thirty-five (count &#8216;em, thirty-five!) Articles of Impeachment against George W. Bush have been introduced to the House of Representatives by Mr. K, and, while I appreciate the gesture, the timing could not be much worse.  Bush has barely half a year left in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Dennis Kucinich&#8230;bless that man&#8217;s heart.</p>
<p>(It gets interesting about 2 minutes in&#8230;)</p>
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<p>Thirty-five (count &#8216;em, thirty-five!) Articles of Impeachment against George W. Bush have been introduced to the House of Representatives by Mr. K, and, while I appreciate the gesture, the timing could not be much worse.  Bush has barely half a year left in the white house; Impeachment proceedings, as I recall from the last decade, take much longer than that.  Anyway, the Articles probably won&#8217;t go anywhere in the House.  At this point &#8212; not to sound too cynical &#8212; it&#8217;s really just a statement, since the Democrats don&#8217;t really have the power right now to carry out an impeachment.  And, being that we are now getting geared up for what will probably be a very ugly presidential campaign, the GOP will probably spin this statement into a &#8220;Democrats Hate America!&#8221; campaign.  I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised.  It&#8217;s what they do.  It&#8217;s what they&#8217;re good at.</p>
<p>And Kucinich tried to impeach Cheney last year (remember?) and even in 2007 it was too little too late.  I don&#8217;t like feeling that way &#8212; I really would like to see this administration forcefully removed from office &#8212; but it&#8217;s hard to have faith in this process.</p>
<p>You know what else is kind of bugging me?  There seems to be a prevailing mindset for this upcoming presidential season of &#8220;I was for the war/I was against the war when it all began,&#8221; and that mindset is a pretty distracting from the fact that the war is still in progress.  We know the facts of the past, there is no point in repeating them.  I want to hear what each candidate will do about the current state of things. </p>
<p>Note - if we are to take McCain at his word, we already know he will do nothing to stop the war.  So what I really mean is I want to hear what Obama has planned.</p>
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		<title>Lemmings Leading Lemmings</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/263</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Media]]></category>

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Have you been feeling like a lemming lately?  Here&#8217;s why:
High Five Is Out, Fist Bump Is In
&#8220;Who&#8217;s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?&#8221;  Thanks, Obi-Wan, you bring up a good point.  My first reaction to this video, in which a greeting style that has been around for [...]]]></description>
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Have you been feeling like a lemming lately?  Here&#8217;s why:</p>
<p><a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/video/?id=45261@wbbm.dayport.com">High Five Is Out, Fist Bump Is In</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?&#8221;  Thanks, Obi-Wan, you bring up a good point.  My first reaction to this video, in which a greeting style that has been around for over a century is presented as something new and exciting (and in which &#8220;putting up your dukes&#8221; is presented as something that still happens), was the same reaction that one might have to a teenager who has just learned that a mouse is not only something for your computer but also some kind of small animal.<br />
 <a href="http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/263#more-263" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Movement</title>
		<link>http://www.tipyourwaiter.org/archives/262</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 04:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bil</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve discovered a fantastic blog called Lucid Movement (http://www.lucidmovement.com).  It&#8217;s basically an archive of clips of things breaking, bouncing, exploding, wafting, etc. filmed with high-speed cameras.  It&#8217;s excellent.  Here is a taste of what you&#8217;ll get over there:




I can watch this stuff for hours.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve discovered a fantastic blog called Lucid Movement (<a href="http://www.lucidmovement.com">http://www.lucidmovement.com</a>).  It&#8217;s basically an archive of clips of things breaking, bouncing, exploding, wafting, etc. filmed with high-speed cameras.  It&#8217;s excellent.  Here is a taste of what you&#8217;ll get over there:</p>
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<p>I can watch this stuff for hours.<br />
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